01of 11Jon Kopaloff/Getty"That’s what she says — she says, ‘Please don’t.’ She uses emotional blackmail."— on partner Jane Fallon letting him knowwhen his jokes go too far
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“That’s what she says — she says, ‘Please don’t.’ She uses emotional blackmail.”
— on partner Jane Fallon letting him knowwhen his jokes go too far
02of 11Todd Antony/NBC/NBCU Photo Bank via Getty"Kill me, we’re nearly done."— introducing the presenter for the final award of the three-hour-long show
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“Kill me, we’re nearly done.”
— introducing the presenter for the final award of the three-hour-long show
03of 11Ricky Gervais.Paul Drinkwater/NBC"You can binge watch the entire first season ofAfterlife.That’s a show about a man who wants to kill himself after his wife dies of cancer. It has a second season though, so he obviously doesn’t kill himself in the end – just like Jeffrey Epstein. [Pause] Shut up, I don’t care. I know he was your friend."— on ways one could spend their time instead of watching the Golden Globes
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“You can binge watch the entire first season ofAfterlife.That’s a show about a man who wants to kill himself after his wife dies of cancer. It has a second season though, so he obviously doesn’t kill himself in the end – just like Jeffrey Epstein. [Pause] Shut up, I don’t care. I know he was your friend.”
— on ways one could spend their time instead of watching the Golden Globes
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— on the film’s nearly three-hour run time … and DiCaprio’s propensity for dating younger women
05of 11Ricky Gervais.Paul Drinkwater/NBC"If ISIS started a streaming service, you’d call your agent."— on celebrities working for corporations whose values they don’t always agree with
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“If ISIS started a streaming service, you’d call your agent.”
— on celebrities working for corporations whose values they don’t always agree with
06of 11Ricky Gervais.Paul Drinkwater/NBC"Knives Outhas three nominations tonight … see what can happen when you don’t dress people up as cats? It’s that easy."— snubbing the star-studdedCatsafter its box-office flop
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“Knives Outhas three nominations tonight … see what can happen when you don’t dress people up as cats? It’s that easy.”
— snubbing the star-studdedCatsafter its box-office flop
07of 11Paul Drinkwater/NBCUniversal/Getty"Dame Judi Dench defended the film [Cats], saying it was the role she was born to play. Because she — I can’t do this next joke. Because she loves nothing better than plunking herself down on the carpet, lifting her leg, and licking her m—."— shocking the audience with a particularly graphic joke about the esteemed actress
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“Dame Judi Dench defended the film [Cats], saying it was the role she was born to play. Because she — I can’t do this next joke. Because she loves nothing better than plunking herself down on the carpet, lifting her leg, and licking her m—.”
— shocking the audience with a particularly graphic joke about the esteemed actress
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— on journalist Farrow’s role in breaking the Harvey Weinstein scandal, among other major Hollywood controversies
09of 11Paul Drinkwater/NBC"No female directors were nominated this year. Not one. I mean, that’s bad. I’ve had a word with the Hollywood Foreign Press, and they’ve guaranteed that will never happen again. Because working with all the major studios, they’ve agreed to go back the way things were a few years ago, when they didn’t even hire women directors, and that will solve the problem. You’re welcome."— on a creative “solution” for the lack of female directors nominated this year
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“No female directors were nominated this year. Not one. I mean, that’s bad. I’ve had a word with the Hollywood Foreign Press, and they’ve guaranteed that will never happen again. Because working with all the major studios, they’ve agreed to go back the way things were a few years ago, when they didn’t even hire women directors, and that will solve the problem. You’re welcome.”
— on a creative “solution” for the lack of female directors nominated this year
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— taking a dig at Huffman’s role in and time recently served for the college admissions scandal
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— taking a jab at the disgraced film producer — whose sexual assault trial begins in New York City on Jan. 6 — and those who worked with him
source: people.com
