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For surplus fun , please read on to see a wonderful central with Isaac in Ghana who , because he uses relay race , always ends his statements with “ ga . ”
lkbruce hello ga
johnbiggsny
who are you ?
lkbruce
12:45
i am isaac ga
why do you always write ga ?
12:46
i am soory
so what do u have for me ?
why do you indite it ?
its jst a error ok
what does it mean ?
its a error
no it is n’t
you always write it
12:47
PLS LETS FORGET IT OK
12:48
PLS ITS NOTHINMG OK
12:49
you maintain using it
excuse it
OK
I ALWAYS utilize RELAY SO I call back I AM ON THERE
why do you always use relay ?
12:50
PLS ITS all right
why is it OK ?
TO TALK TO PEOPLE
why do you spill the beans to masses ?
if you always expend ga ?
12:51
ok
ga
ga ?
SPO PLS WHAT ARE U DOING NOW ?
rock out to some tunes , ga !
12:52
WHAT WORK DO atomic number 92 DO ?
i sway
what do you do ?
12:53
ISTUDENT
why are you IMing me ga
12:55
NOTHING
sounds good , ga
12:56
so what ’s up , ga
what ’s the skinny ?
you got the lowdown on the hoe down ?
HOE DOWN
all-fired right
John Rock and axial motion is hear to stay , what does isaac have to say ?
12:57
I COULDNT HERE UR interrogative WELL
me neither
what do you desire ?
ANYTHING
12:58
i acquire a R990 and a 4550
peradventure a 554 if my mom founder it back to me
12:59
what do you have ?
1:00
you there ?
i also have an A909
NOTHING OK
and a bottle of steak sauce
1:01
1444 is cool , too
got 10 of those
with wings
OK THATS GREAT
how many you want ?
where should I send them ?
1:02
you got some pictures of your sis i can have ?
1:03
PLS NOT YET
come on , man
what ’s your CC digitis
1:04
just send me some pix of your sister , humanity
?
which phones you want ?
the nokia ARMORALL ?
878s ?
i produce all that shit , toughguy
1:05
Sudanese pound , infant , pound
you ready to deal ?
I WILL LIKE NOKIA PHONES OK
ok ga
SO IF U CAN post IT
where do i send it ?
how are you paying ga ?
this SOB do n’t amount for free !
ga !
1:06
WHAT DO U desire FOR requital
pix of your babe would be overnice
and credit placard
WHY NOT use up THE CARD FOR NOW AND THE PIX WILL COME LATTER
where are you , man ?
where ’s your sister ?
1:07
IN GHANA
so you got a credit card phone number or what ?
i do n’t have prison term for this , yo
i got bills to pay
i got two babies
1:08
5 nokia 5445s for $ 100 each
get to $ 600
lets deal , man
deal deal passel
arrive on , ga !
1:09
YEAH I AM EVER quick
i have it off , baby
you dig it the most !
HOW WILL THAT BE ?
IF I COULD GET ABOUT 7 PHONES
7 !
that ’ll be $ 400 .
1:10
extra ghana rebate
but you have ta send me a pic before I send you the phones
to prove you have a sister
PLS I HAVE OK
1:11
HOW CAN I LIE TO U
man , that ’s it
no passel
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