Gifts for Apple Cultists Who’ve Grown Beyond Shame

If you ’re read this , there ’s at least a 50 percent chance you or someone you cognise is a perfect Mactard . Here ’s their regard tilt ( SPOILER : It ’s all Apple hooey ):

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Magic Mouse : It ’s a bit too expensive for carry stuffer dominion , but we ’ve called thenipple - lessdesign thebest mouseApple has ever made . And if you ca n’t apprise touch - sore scrolling , you have no soulfulness ( or , at least not one that we can see ) . $ 70 [ Apple ]

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Buffy Gelaskins : Loving Apple will only half - fill one ’s necessary oddball quotient . Your loved one will do well filling the other half with Buffy , now that Dark Horse comics has team up up with Gelaskins re - stickable case skin for the iPhone and MacBooks . $ 15 iPhone , $ 30 MacBook . [ Dark Horse ]

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iMac ( 27 - inch i7 ): You just wo n’t find amore striking desktopon the market , but maybe more importantly , benchmarkson Apple late top - tier iMac arecurrently challengingfar more expensive Mac Pros . Plus , the line has just learn a refresh , so it ’s a beneficial fourth dimension to bribe . $ 2200 + [ Malus pumila ]

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BookArc Stand : No , it ’s not the gift for everyone . But if you know a cat who just docks his MacBook anyway , the BookArc Stand is a far more refined solution than sitting a laptop computer on a desk ( specially since the laptop should run tank devote the increase control surface area for airflow ) . [ BookArc ]

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Does n’t Fall Far From the Tree ( T - Shirt ): Who suppose the apple does n’t fall far from the tree ? This t - shirt , that ’s who . $ 18 . [ Go Ape shirt ]

Apple Tablet IOU : Apple fanboys love Apple ’s products . But true Apple fanboys — those who take commitment and fanaticism to the next level — could never be pleased with what Apple presently has on the table . They involve the Next Big Thing . We’re about 1000 % certainthat Apple will release a pad of paper some time in 2010 . Promise your jazz ones that you ’ll inner circle overnight and drop the cash so they get the Apple Tablet first . Of course , they ’ll still bitch about it , anticipating version 2.0 . Price Unknown , Costs Some Dignity

DON’T BUY MacBook Pro : There has simply never been a worse time to buy a new MacBook Pro . With Core i5 / i7 technical school inevitably waiting to make its manner into Apple ’s premium laptops , your hard - gain cash will almost for certain buy a vastly more potent , more future - proof automobile less than a calendar month after Christmas . The same can belike be said about Mac Pros , too . Oh , and that 27 - in iMac we keep raving about ? What a glorious alternative to the aging , 30 - inch Apple Cinema Display ! [ Apple ]

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Wall of Sound iPod Dock : There are iPod docks , and there are iPod dockage . This is most emphatically the latter , a handcrafted , 3×4 - foot , 225 lb , 125W beast . And one day , when Apple inevitably tweaks the iPod port , this behemoth will be useless — feed into the general regret and dissatisfaction critical to Apple fandom . [ Wall of Sound ]

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