Floating, Off-Roading, BB-Shooting RC Tank Delivers Beer, Removes Eyeballs

We think Danbar toy has a victor on its bridge player today with this $ 92 amphibious BB - shooting RC storage tank , with cupholders . I mean , what better mode to crest off a beer - fuel barbecue than with a remote - control tank that can go anywhere , turn on a dime , and take the great unwashed ’s eye balls as state of war trophies at the same meter ? The “ creatively written ” instruction manual ( delimitation Engrish ) cautions against firing at citizenry or beast , but we ’ve had a few already this morning , and Uncle Bob and his stupid cat are totally ask for it . Drink , er , fervor away .

And , this thing can deliver a mean cocktail and sprain in place while go , no sweat . Great news for finicky guest that change their thinker at the last second .

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