There are two thing we really like about this Towel Rail television . The first is , of course , the fact that it arrange a telly in your john ( newsprint and magazines are for chumps and literate ) . The second is the heated towel single-foot that ’s attached to the TV . Why would you wipe yourself off with a cold towel ? What are we , creature ? Do we exist in zoo ? Does it say “ Ape Habitat ” on our door ? C’m on people , this is the twenty-first one C . privy television and heated towels are the least we can do to mark ourselves from our parents . [ AquavisionviaUber GizmoviaDVice ]
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