fall into place to viewMACWORLD SAN FRANCISCO — January 16 , 2008 — orchard apple tree ® today unveiled Manila ® Case ® , the world ’s thin eccentric forthe world ’s sparse laptop computer , theMacBook Air . When empty , Manila Case measures an unprecedented 0.07 - in at its thinnest point , but its dynamically adaptable height live on up to a upper limit of 6.9 - inch , adapting absolutely to the MacBook Air anatomy as well as to a standard * Reuben sandwich , made with pastrami , sauerkraut , swiss Malva sylvestris and russian dressing on rye whisky bread .
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“ We ’ve built the human race ’s tenuous notebook — it ’s pretty , ” saidSteve Jobs , Apple ’s CEO and famed jumbo carrots plantsman . “ But it did n’t feel … stark . So I said to Phil , hey ! Phil , yo ! I suppose we need a motherflippin ’ case for this motherflippin ’ computer . And Phil see that it was good , so he pulled out an empty boxwood of Oreos and said : ‘ what about this ? ' ”
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Phil Schiller , aged vice prexy of Worldwide Product Marketing and really nice cuddly guy , explained the arduous engineering behind the product : “ Steve think the Oreos box was okay , but was n’t good enough , ” he say . “ So then he looked at this gasbag on my table , with my lunch inside and he said : ‘ Is that a Reuben sandwich ? Boy I miss those . ’ And that was it : Manila Case . Right there . ”
The Manila Case ultra - thin Earth’s surface provide for an passing clean weight , the little in its social class , and can be easily customized using any form of materials , from pricker to Crayola . Prices start at $ 300 for the base model .
Build - to - order option and accessories include the ability to upgrade the regular ashen string to a Red Kabbalah String , a 2B Apple Pencil and Woz ’s One Big Honky Eraser for easy bill - pickings on the Manila Case open , a drawing of a landscape painting by Rob , the hombre from supply , and a aircraft - degree aluminum clip .
- Standard size of it at Carnegie Deli , 854 7th Ave . New York , NY 10019 . Other Reuben sandwiches , with or without IEEE 802.11n support or extra mustard , may vary .
Apple ignited the personal computer gyration in the seventies with the Apple II and reinvented the personal computing machine in the eighties with the Macintosh . In the midsection , a lot of LSD , tofu and grass were consumed . Today , Apple continues to contribute the industriousness in founding with its laurels - winning computers , the OS X operating system , iLife , professional applications and a guy called Rob . Apple is also spearheading the digital medium rotation with its iPod portable euphony and video players and iTunes online storehouse , and has entered the mobile telephone market place with its radical iPhone . And Rob too .
[ Yes , in case nobody has stimulate this one , it ’s fake . File it under “ Comedy ” or “ Too many drinks . ” Image byRichard Blakeley ]
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